Scientific Name: Haggis guardianus (a fancy way of saying “Guardian Haggis!”) Other Names: You might also hear them called Forest Warden Haggis or Highland Protector.

What are they? These unique creatures are specialized herbivores that live only in the highland forests of Scotland. Think of them as the sheepdogs of the haggis world!

What do they look like?

Guardian haggii are medium-sized forest type, with an average length of 60 to 85 cm (24 to 33 inches) and a weight of 4 to 15 kg (8.8 to 33.1 lbs). Males are typically larger than females, with males weighing approximately 50% more. They have a thick, dark brown coat that helps them blend in perfectly with the trees and forest floor. But the most striking thing is their bright orange fur that frames their face – like a vibrant ruff! Their amber eyes are also pretty special; they can swivel around independently, giving them a full 360-degree view of their territory.

They also have some cool features:

• Retractable claws: Good for climbing and defense.
• Strong legs: They can leap up to 13 feet between trees!
• Throat pouch: A built-in snack bag for fermented berries, perfect for long patrols.

Where do they live?

You’ll find Guardian Haggis in the old Caledonian pine forests, especially where lots of wild haggis hang out. Each Guardian Haggis has its own territory, about 6 square miles, which they mark with claw marks on trees and little piles of stones called cairns.

The Guardian Relationship: Why do they guard the haggis forests?

The bond between Guardian Haggis and wild haggis is one of nature’s coolest partnerships. It’s developed over thousands of years, and here’s why it’s so important:

1. Keeping the Ecosystem Healthy: Wild haggis are super important for Scottish forests. They eat fallen pine needles and moss, which helps create rich soil that over 200 kinds of plants need to survive. Without haggis, the forest floor would become too acidic and not much could grow.
2. Irn-Bru Berry Farmers: Haggis are the only ones who pollinate the rare Irn-Bru berry (Vaccinium ferrous-orangicus). These berries only grow in the special environment created by haggis burrows. And these berries are vital to the Guardian Haggis’s diet. They give them the iron and carotenoids that keep their facial fur that bright orange color.
3. Fighting off Invaders: Wild haggis naturally keep away some invasive species that can harm Scottish forests, like the prickly Lowland Bramble Thorn and non-native Grey Squirrels. The scents they leave behind act like a chemical barrier, protecting the native plants and animals.
4. A History of Protection: There’s evidence that Guardian Haggis started protecting wild haggis because they were being over-hunted in the Middle Ages. Old stories talk about “ghostly orange-faced spirits” that would scare away poachers. So, this guardian behavior has been around for a long time!

What do Guardian Haggis do?

• Patrols: They follow old deer paths and stone circles, keeping watch at dawn and dusk. They use a special call – it sounds like distant bagpipes – to let other Guardian Haggis know where their territory is and to warn off any trouble.
• Threat Assessment: These clever creatures know how to handle different threats:
  • Tourists: They gently guide hikers away from sensitive areas where haggis are raising their young.
  • Predators: They stand up to foxes, wildcats, and other animals that prey on haggis.
  • Poachers: When they spot human hunters, they work together to scare them away with eerie calls and moving shadows. It’s like psychological warfare!
• Protective Strategies: During haggis mating season (October-November), Guardian Haggis are extra careful. They build hidden shelters near where haggis gather and keep watch day and night. Thanks to them, fewer haggis get eaten during this vulnerable time.

Are they endangered?

They’re currently classified as “Guardianship Dependent,” which means their numbers depend on how healthy the haggis forests are. There are only about 400-600 of them left in the wild, spread across 12 forest reserves in the Scottish Highlands.

What do locals think of them?

People in the Highlands have always respected the Guardian Haggis. They recognize them from their orange faces in old stories. Saying “under the Guardian’s watch” is a common blessing for anyone going into the deep forests.

Why are they hard to study?

It’s tricky to study Guardian Haggis because they’re so good at hiding and they don’t trust humans. Most research involves setting up cameras and hoping to catch a glimpse of these amazing creatures.